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As
I
sit
in
a
towel,
fresh
out
of
the
shower,
hair
dripping
wet,
blinds
wide
open,
because
who
needs
boundaries,
right?
I'm
wondering,
what
is
this
podcast
going
to
be?
Is
it
going
to
be
video
or
just
audio?
If
it's
video,
trust
me,
I
promise
I
will
put
clothes
on.
Nobody
needs
to
see
that.
But
let's
get
serious
for
a
second
because
this
podcast
at
its
core
is
a
love
letter.
A
giant,
sarcastic,
oversharing,
overly
caffeinated
love
letter
to
everyone
who's
believed
in
me
over
the
years.
Friends,
co
workers,
family,
especially
my
parents
and
my
husband.
Without
you,
I
don't
know
where
I'd
be.
Actually,
I'd
probably
be
face
first
in
a
Taco
Bell
drive
thru
somewhere
crying
into
a
Crunchwrap
Supreme.
You
know,
now
that
I
think
about
it,
that
doesn't
sound
so
bad.
It
kind
of
reminds
me
of
college.
Anyway,
y'all
taught
me
how
to
be
a
better
person,
a
better
friend,
a
better
wife.
Especially
when
I
didn't
think
I
could
be.
From
my
random
collection
of
odd
jobs,
shout
out
to
retail
and
finance
for
teaching
me
patience
and
how
not
to
punch
a
person
in
the
face
no
matter
how
badly
I
really
want
to.
So
all
the
life
lessons
that
you've
given
me,
this
podcast
is
going
to
be
for
you.
It's
also
for
you,
the
listener,
for
anyone
who's
ever
felt
quirky,
sarcastic,
stuck
in
the
90s,
or
constantly
quoting
movies
and
song
lyrics
instead
of
using
original
thoughts.
So
for
those
of
you
that
scroll
through
your
camera
roll
at
2am
to
relive
the
good
times,
I'm
right
there
with
you.
Here's
what
you
can
expect
from
this
podcast.
Crazy
stories
from
my
past,
whether
that's
college,
odd
jobs
that
I've
had,
friends.
Don't
worry,
I'll
change
your
names
because
I
don't
want
any
of
you
getting
fired.
And
the
drama
that
we've
all
survived.
Weddings
that
I've
gone
to.
Ugh,
trust
me,
there
are
plenty
of
wedding
stories
I
can
share.
I've
been
to
way
too
many.
And
I'll
also
share
my
favorite
movies,
music,
sports
teams,
artists,
books,
and
all
my
other
passions,
which
are
way
too
many
to
list
because
undiagnosed
ADHD.
You
get
the
idea.
So
this
is
going
to
be
a
wild
ride.
It's
going
to
be
full
of
potholes,
just
like
the
PA
Turnpike,
but
I'm
here
for
it.
And
I
hope
you
are
too.
So
buckle
up
my
friends.
We've
got
stories
to
tell,
laughs
to
share,
and
who
knows,
maybe
even
a
few
tears
to
shed.
Though
let's
keep
it
light
on
the
tears
because
I
think
I've
cried
enough
the
past
two
months
for
all
of
us.
Anyway,
welcome
to
the
podcast
and
let's
talk
some
shit.
